{"product_id":"the-ultimate-dirty-joke-book","title":"The Ultimate Dirty Joke Book","description":"THE DIRTIEST, MOST HILARIOUS JOKES EVER ALLOWED IN PRINT!\u003cbr\u003eWorld-famous comedians Harry P. Ness and Mike Oxbent (think about it) have joined together to create over 1200 of the dirtiest, filthiest, nastiest and most twisted and hilarious jokes ever. Read them at your leisure. But repeat them at your own risk.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen does a Cub become a Boy Scout?\u003cbr\u003eWhen he eats his first Brownie.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhy do men find it hard to make eye contact?\u003cbr\u003eBecause tits don't have eyes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHow do you circumcise a hillbilly?\u003cbr\u003eKick his sister in the jaw.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat's black and crispy and comes on a stick?\u003cbr\u003eJoan of Arc.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat do you call that useless piece of skin on the end of a penis?\u003cbr\u003eA man.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHow do you get a nun pregnant?\u003cbr\u003eDress her up as an altar boy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHow is a fat girl like a unicycle?\u003cbr\u003eThey're both fun to ride but nobody would be caught dead on one.","brand":"Ulysses Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46893341901026,"sku":"Stable-2025-09-30-5.83-146","price":32.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0569\/9898\/5881\/files\/book_145_kNjR6NWKa.jpg?v=1759503293","url":"https:\/\/layitflat.com\/products\/the-ultimate-dirty-joke-book","provider":"Lay it Flat Publishing Group","version":"1.0","type":"link"}