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Calm the F*ck Down: An Inappropriate And Humorous Adult Coloring Book

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Enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress therapy, also the perfect gag-gift! Simply sit back, relax, and choose the swear word that connects with you. Then color in the swear word with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, and/or crayon.This beautiful coloring book features:• 40 Classic and Angry Swear Words to Color• Beautiful Designs with Intricate Details• 40 Single-Sided Pages at 8.5 x 11"CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

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