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Donald and the Golden Crayon: An Unpresidented Parody (A Book That Uses the Best Words)

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A humorous adult parody of the bestselling children’s classic picture book Harold and the Purple Crayon, featuring misadventures with Donald’s golden crayon.

Join Donald as he embarks on a journey to create his best reality by using his amazing golden crayon and, of course, the best words. Inspired by the classic Harold and the Purple Crayon and real quotes from the president’s first years in the Oval Office, this adult humor book is a must-have for any political junkie.

Beginning with the most-important things, Donald starts by drawing his golf course before moving on to that infamous wall and nuclear buttons that will keep his country safe.

Navigating oil pipelines, protesters, a space force, and more, Donald’s journey is full of mishaps, #winning, and lots of secret doors. Meeting new friends along the way, Donald shares his golden world in a laugh-out-loud tale that is truly “unpresidented.”

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